This legalese nonsense was received via a generic dropbox earlier today. Classic single paragraph stuff.
PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL:
The information in this e-mail (which includes any files transmitted with it) is confidential to All Branded CD & DVD Limited. It is intended for the addressee only. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized. It is [...]
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SED #6: All Branded CD & DVD Limited
SED #5: ITV
So long, but at least it ends politely...
ITV Broadcasting Limited (Registration No. 955957) (“ITV”) is incorporated in England and Wales with its registered office at The London Television Centre, Upper Ground, London SE1 9LT. Please visit the official ITV website at www.itv.com for the latest company news.
The contents of this email and any attachments are [...]
SED #4: The Liberal Democrats
This was in bold red type for added legal weight (I've inconsiderately removed said formatting).
NOTE: Information in this email is confidential and may be privileged. It is intended for the addressee only. If you have received it in error please notify the sender immediately and delete it from your system. You should not otherwise copy [...]
SED #3: Airbus
Great company, great products, absolutely amazing open days - useless legalese disclaimer. (Linebreaks added)
This e-mail and any attachment may contain confidential and/or
privileged information. If you have received this e-mail and/or
attachment in error, please notify the sender immediately and
delete the e-mail and any attachment from your system. If you
are not the intended recipient you must not [...]
SED #2: Birmingham City Council
I had an email correspondence with someone at BCC recently... Because of course, should I receive an email destined for someone else, I'm absolutely going to ring up some random person - the number is for the Capita-run 'Service Birmingham service desk' - and tell them about it (an almost guaranteed way to show yourself [...]
