Christopher's web site

A double whammy for our eighth instalment. How exciting. Check out this delightful conjoinment of two equally useless disclaimers, tastefully done in Times New Roman:

Oxfam works with others to overcome poverty and suffering

Oxfam GB is a member of Oxfam International and a company limited by guarantee registered in England No. 612172.
Registered office: Oxfam House, John Smith Drive, Cowley, Oxford, OX4 2JY.
A registered charity in England and Wales

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Working Together for a Better Tower Hamlets
Web site : http://www.towerhamlets.gov.uk
London Borough of Tower Hamlets E-Mail Disclaimer.
This communication and any attachments are intended for the  addressee only and may be confidential. It may contain privileged and confidential information and if you are not the intended recipient, you must not copy, distribute or take any action in reliance on it. If you have received this E-Mail in error please notify us as soon as possible and delete this E-Mail and any attachments. This message has been checked for viruses, however we cannot guarantee that this message or any attachment is virus free or has not been intercepted or amended. The information contained in this E-Mail may be subject to public disclosure under the Freedom of Information Act 2000. Unless the information is legally exempt from disclosure, the Confidentiality of this E-Mail and your reply cannot be guaranteed.
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Please consider your environmental responsibility: Before printing this e-mail or any other document , ask yourself whether you need a hard copy

Not only did the last sentence not have any ending punctuation, three screens-worth of whitespace followed. Either someone unplugged the user's keyboard or the mailserver died of boredom whilst sending, exactly which we shall never know.

They mean well, but sadly Commidea has no idea when it comes to legalese. This disclaimer also had some lovely HTML formatting and centre justification which sadly didn't make the cut (and paste). Also MessageLabs just had to stick their oar in - they're solely responsible for a good proportion of the e-waste found in corporate email disclaimers, I've seen it in emails from county councils and even UK.gov! Anyway, enjoy.

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Commidea Limited Registered Number 2747866, Registered Office: 100 Eureka Park, Ashford, Kent, TN25 4AZ

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To comply with PCI-DSS we are unable to accept any logs files or attachments that may contain full credit or debit card details. All such files MUST be sent encrypted and password protected.

This e-mail has been scanned for viruses and its contents have been checked for inappropriate* content by MessageLabs.

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